The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-08

March 8th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • I just loved the fact that the Academy had the ONLY African-American in the theater introduce the clip from the film with the black cast. #
  • And for those of you who didn't get that last tweet about the ACTUAL African-American, then you're all a bunch of racist cunts. `8-) #Oscars #
  • At least "Avatard" got snubbed in the sound categories for its shameless use of "Jurassic Park" critter noises. YIPEEEE!!!! #
  • @lagomorph13 Actually, it's just "Dances With Wolves" — but with blue Indians. in reply to lagomorph13 #
  • PS: I exclusively eat Bumble Bee Tuna because they do NOT protect tasty dolphins and let them grow up to drown Sea World employees. #
  • @sperling "Avatard" not winning dick for sound after it pirated the "Jurassic Park" critter noise library made it an extra-special evening. in reply to sperling #
  • And did anybody else notice the consistent use of the politically incorrect phrase "And the winner is…" in tonight's narcissist fest? `8-) #
  • The hushed mumbling when Ron Silver's passing was announced in memoriam was pretty damn obvious in vindictive Leftyville, though. #
  • It woulda been kinda sweet had Bigelow looked down at the Avatard in Chief and said, "In your face, 'Dances With Blue Wolves' boy!" #
  • @lagomorph13 I shall, danke. in reply to lagomorph13 #
  • "Avatard" used T-Rex noises for the ridable black nasties and Velociraptor calls for the mutant horses, but why? Did they run out of money? #
  • @Scott_Wood I agree "Locker" wasn't that special ("Basterds" was a FAR superior offering), but it destroying the blue Green movie was SWEET. in reply to Scott_Wood #
  • I sure hope Peter Dragon redistributes the sex tape of him with Sandra Bullock to put DragonFire Films back on the map. #
  • @Scott_Wood In April, I may be heading up to Vegas, so I think a drive-by of some sort could well be in the offing — health depending, etc. in reply to Scott_Wood #
  • I'm deeply offended Bridges didn't simply accept the #Oscar pause to affirm "The Dude abides," and walk off stage. #
  • @Scott_Wood I'm a tag-along for this adventure, but may be able to get dropped off, or something, on the return trip. Gotta work on this… in reply to Scott_Wood #
  • @Back2Bethel Had you been a fan of the nasty, short-lived series "Action" on FX, Sandra's sex tape reference woulda made perfect sense. `8-) in reply to Back2Bethel #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-06

March 6th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • @gazbeirne You, too? in reply to gazbeirne #
  • @idl3mind Upon seeing EE's avatar (thank you for that, by the way), I don't know whether to be flattered or initiate a lawsuit — or lava. in reply to idl3mind #
  • Never watch the "Requiem for a Gleet" episode of "Deadwood" if you expect to sleep without dreaming of waiting 22 hours for a surgical bay. #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-05

March 5th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • RT @someGit to @snarkandboobs I don't think I like your implication that Stephen Hawking isn't a total sex machine ma'am. (forgive the pun!) in reply to someGit #
  • I find the line "many are hyphenated" (referring to Japanese in Hawaii) in the long version of John Ford's "December 7" eerily relevant. #
  • "…if it didn't go past the fireman's helmet. Personally, I think it's like scoring a touchdown, once you break the plane, it counts." – Mo #
  • @andylevy Those responsible for exclusively reporting on the sacking of those filing exclusive reports have also also been sacked. in reply to andylevy #
  • @jalopnik The only upside of my not owning a Hoss Super Duty is that I wasn't *forced* to own a Hoss Super Duty — and neither were you. ;-) in reply to jalopnik #
  • I wonder if the Obama bus is one of those hydropneumatic kneeling types to better crush the human speed humps being tossed beneath it? #
  • @AZGABOY Yeah, that particular "Comfortably Numb" smacks of Run C&W — only with lasers. ;-) in reply to AZGABOY #
  • And, no, I don't think this is me having a midlife crisis or that she's too young for me… I mean, she's going to be twenty in four years. #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-04

March 4th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • Dear Grasping-At-Straws Republican Voters: If Mitt Romney's the answer, it must have been a really, really, REALLY stupid question. #
  • As it was with Bustblocker Video, when people refuse to frequent anti-self-defense businesses, they'll cave. Welcome to reality, Starbucks. #
  • @Roberts_Road Having just watched Plastic Man on Cavuto defending TARP, et al, he remains the standard bearer of the GOP's "spin dry" cycle. in reply to Roberts_Road #
  • @FloridaJayhawk Don't worry about Sally. I'm bringing her to work for us in New Orleans. We have high speed AND contraception. — Andy Stern in reply to FloridaJayhawk #
  • Don't worry about Sally. I'm bringing her out to work for us in New Orleans. We have high speed Internet AND contraception. — Andy Stern #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-03

March 3rd, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-02

March 2nd, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • @kylben Bless you for saying so, but my rude non-RSVPing means I've been terribly preoccupied with my dad and my health. I'm all used up. in reply to kylben #
  • Over 44 hours without sleep and yet I'm still a handsome enough man to be propositioned by the neighbor's garden gnomes as I walked by. #
  • Remember, Twids(TM), it's #Make'EmFeelAtHomeMonday, so I suggest you stalk: @ISS_Browncoat @cat_1012000 @Raging_Red @mrs_the_monarch @kylben in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
  • I wish the pundits would quit saying "nuclear option" because it leaves me giddy with hope during the smattering of picoseconds that follow. #
  • @kylben Thanks, and my apologies for again missing your get-together. As for new "her" being "afraid" — were you showing off my nude shots? in reply to kylben #
  • I've gotten so punchy over the last few hours, I sit here convinced the primary buffer panel just fell off my soul. #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-01

March 1st, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • The thing that's destroying me is the nightmarish revelation that I was *this* close to being happy. Gain is fleeting. Loss is forever. #
  • Well, it's 11:45 in the morning and — I'm a mess. I should probably start drinking so I have an excuse a causal observer could understand. #
  • @Raging_Red You and I should probably get a room… http://twitpic.com/e7qe1 in reply to Raging_Red #
  • Can any SAC folks out there tell me what DEFCON level should be set after you've found a tick that's actually bigger than Patrick Warburton? #
  • @spookychan @MonarchHench49 …and then one day you realize the hours you've amassed in your queue are greater than your remaining lifespan. in reply to spookychan #
  • @mrs_the_monarch I love it when you talk dirty ice to me. ;-} in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
  • #DisarmedNationsBeggingToBeInvadedAndTakenOverForTheirVastOilReservesWhoseSocializedMedicineHasYetToCureFlappyHeadDisease – Go U.S. Hockey! #
  • @Raging_Red Well, since Nolan lives just down the road from me, I'll ask if he's got a chart that graphs such stuff in three dimensions. ;-) in reply to Raging_Red #
  • @mrs_the_monarch Oh, dear… I believe my blue line has been crossed by someone who's not supposed to be this deep inside my psyche. `8-o in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
  • Okay, that'll be enough of that shit… I think it's about time we sent in the Hanson Brothers. #
  • @cat_1012000 It's gonna be alright, my dear. I still love ya. `8-) in reply to cat_1012000 #
  • I've of the opinion Team USA might intentionally lose to Canada to avoid the cartoonish indignity of being invited to this White House. #
  • @cat_1012000 They did a run of 500 in porcelain, and I couldn't resist — or did you simply mean the "revolution without eggnog" quip? ;-) in reply to cat_1012000 #
  • RT @ISS_Browncoat CA Public Schools 1: Soaring over CA ride, I mention to Disney Employee, "Great selection of Chuck Yeagar photos." Cont. #
  • RT @ISS_Browncoat Disney Employee replied, "Did he invent the Jager-Bomb?" Uber-Chef almost fell down she was laughing so hard. Cont. #
  • RT @ISS_Browncoat FYI: Uber-Chef's Grandfather flew the chase planes for Chuck Yeager's X-plane flights. #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-28

February 28th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • AP – Tragedy again struck snowless, rainy, fog-shrouded Vancouver as a tsunami washed away what's left of the Winter Olympic Games. #
  • AP- In a related story, NBC didn't cover the tsunami destroying Vancouver, instead broadcasting a Tom Brokow piece about a six-toed kitten. #
  • I hope some YouTube genius changes that Bridgestone commercial with the Killer Whale so that it's instead being returned to a girls school. #
  • Objectivism is NOT what made Rapture fail. Man peeing in his own gene pool did. Note, too, that collectivism hasn't saved it in BioShock 2. #
  • RT @Slublog per @allahpundit @andylevy "The opposing team's coach? Ian McShane." // As a frustrated Mr. Wu might say, "CockSUCKA!" in reply to Slublog #
  • RT @BarackProblema For a look at the most prolific racist in America, see no farther than @larrydhalstead, Mr. Elitist scumbag. in reply to BarackProblema #
  • I'm thinking of buying a beat up, smoke-spewing GM or Chrysler van and painting "Jones" down both sides. #

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-27

February 27th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-26

February 26th, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | No Comments
  • @GojyoChan Why, you're more than welcome, my adorable little snoogywuggims. `8-) in reply to GojyoChan #
  • @1_WILD_WOMAN Yeah, but, uh… I'm now engaged as the result correspondence generated by one of those lewd DMs of which you warn! `8-o in reply to 1_WILD_WOMAN #
  • Taiwanese film "The Wayward Cloud" = "Brazil" meets "Flower Drum Song" meets "Deep Throat" — I think I may need counseling. #