- I just loved the fact that the Academy had the ONLY African-American in the theater introduce the clip from the film with the black cast. #
- And for those of you who didn't get that last tweet about the ACTUAL African-American, then you're all a bunch of racist cunts. `8-) #Oscars #
- At least "Avatard" got snubbed in the sound categories for its shameless use of "Jurassic Park" critter noises. YIPEEEE!!!! #
- @lagomorph13 Actually, it's just "Dances With Wolves" — but with blue Indians. in reply to lagomorph13 #
- PS: I exclusively eat Bumble Bee Tuna because they do NOT protect tasty dolphins and let them grow up to drown Sea World employees. #
- @sperling "Avatard" not winning dick for sound after it pirated the "Jurassic Park" critter noise library made it an extra-special evening. in reply to sperling #
- And did anybody else notice the consistent use of the politically incorrect phrase "And the winner is…" in tonight's narcissist fest? `8-) #
- The hushed mumbling when Ron Silver's passing was announced in memoriam was pretty damn obvious in vindictive Leftyville, though. #
- It woulda been kinda sweet had Bigelow looked down at the Avatard in Chief and said, "In your face, 'Dances With Blue Wolves' boy!" #
- @lagomorph13 I shall, danke. in reply to lagomorph13 #
- "Avatard" used T-Rex noises for the ridable black nasties and Velociraptor calls for the mutant horses, but why? Did they run out of money? #
- @Scott_Wood I agree "Locker" wasn't that special ("Basterds" was a FAR superior offering), but it destroying the blue Green movie was SWEET. in reply to Scott_Wood #
- I sure hope Peter Dragon redistributes the sex tape of him with Sandra Bullock to put DragonFire Films back on the map. #
- @Scott_Wood In April, I may be heading up to Vegas, so I think a drive-by of some sort could well be in the offing — health depending, etc. in reply to Scott_Wood #
- I'm deeply offended Bridges didn't simply accept the #Oscar pause to affirm "The Dude abides," and walk off stage. #
- @Scott_Wood I'm a tag-along for this adventure, but may be able to get dropped off, or something, on the return trip. Gotta work on this… in reply to Scott_Wood #
- @Back2Bethel Had you been a fan of the nasty, short-lived series "Action" on FX, Sandra's sex tape reference woulda made perfect sense. `8-) in reply to Back2Bethel #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-08
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-06
- @gazbeirne You, too? in reply to gazbeirne #
- @idl3mind Upon seeing EE's avatar (thank you for that, by the way), I don't know whether to be flattered or initiate a lawsuit — or lava. in reply to idl3mind #
- Never watch the "Requiem for a Gleet" episode of "Deadwood" if you expect to sleep without dreaming of waiting 22 hours for a surgical bay. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-05
- RT @someGit to @snarkandboobs I don't think I like your implication that Stephen Hawking isn't a total sex machine ma'am. (forgive the pun!) in reply to someGit #
- I find the line "many are hyphenated" (referring to Japanese in Hawaii) in the long version of John Ford's "December 7" eerily relevant. #
- "…if it didn't go past the fireman's helmet. Personally, I think it's like scoring a touchdown, once you break the plane, it counts." – Mo #
- @andylevy Those responsible for exclusively reporting on the sacking of those filing exclusive reports have also also been sacked. in reply to andylevy #
- @jalopnik The only upside of my not owning a Hoss Super Duty is that I wasn't *forced* to own a Hoss Super Duty — and neither were you.
in reply to jalopnik # - I wonder if the Obama bus is one of those hydropneumatic kneeling types to better crush the human speed humps being tossed beneath it? #
- @AZGABOY Yeah, that particular "Comfortably Numb" smacks of Run C&W — only with lasers. in reply to AZGABOY #
- And, no, I don't think this is me having a midlife crisis or that she's too young for me… I mean, she's going to be twenty in four years. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-04
- Dear Grasping-At-Straws Republican Voters: If Mitt Romney's the answer, it must have been a really, really, REALLY stupid question. #
- As it was with Bustblocker Video, when people refuse to frequent anti-self-defense businesses, they'll cave. Welcome to reality, Starbucks. #
- @Roberts_Road Having just watched Plastic Man on Cavuto defending TARP, et al, he remains the standard bearer of the GOP's "spin dry" cycle. in reply to Roberts_Road #
- @FloridaJayhawk Don't worry about Sally. I'm bringing her to work for us in New Orleans. We have high speed AND contraception. — Andy Stern in reply to FloridaJayhawk #
- Don't worry about Sally. I'm bringing her out to work for us in New Orleans. We have high speed Internet AND contraception. — Andy Stern #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-03
- Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Just sayin'. #
- @mrs_the_monarch Uh, duh.. Guy Fawkes ("V") — for what it's worth. in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
- @andrewbreitbart I would respond by simply saying "consider the source," but then they'd actually have to be considered a source to qualify. in reply to andrewbreitbart #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-02
- @kylben Bless you for saying so, but my rude non-RSVPing means I've been terribly preoccupied with my dad and my health. I'm all used up. in reply to kylben #
- Over 44 hours without sleep and yet I'm still a handsome enough man to be propositioned by the neighbor's garden gnomes as I walked by. #
- Remember, Twids(TM), it's #Make'EmFeelAtHomeMonday, so I suggest you stalk: @ISS_Browncoat @cat_1012000 @Raging_Red @mrs_the_monarch @kylben in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- I wish the pundits would quit saying "nuclear option" because it leaves me giddy with hope during the smattering of picoseconds that follow. #
- @kylben Thanks, and my apologies for again missing your get-together. As for new "her" being "afraid" — were you showing off my nude shots? in reply to kylben #
- I've gotten so punchy over the last few hours, I sit here convinced the primary buffer panel just fell off my soul. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-01
- The thing that's destroying me is the nightmarish revelation that I was *this* close to being happy. Gain is fleeting. Loss is forever. #
- Well, it's 11:45 in the morning and — I'm a mess. I should probably start drinking so I have an excuse a causal observer could understand. #
- @Raging_Red You and I should probably get a room… http://twitpic.com/e7qe1 in reply to Raging_Red #
- Can any SAC folks out there tell me what DEFCON level should be set after you've found a tick that's actually bigger than Patrick Warburton? #
- @spookychan @MonarchHench49 …and then one day you realize the hours you've amassed in your queue are greater than your remaining lifespan. in reply to spookychan #
- @mrs_the_monarch I love it when you talk dirty ice to me. ;-} in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
- #DisarmedNationsBeggingToBeInvadedAndTakenOverForTheirVastOilReservesWhoseSocializedMedicineHasYetToCureFlappyHeadDisease – Go U.S. Hockey! #
- @Raging_Red Well, since Nolan lives just down the road from me, I'll ask if he's got a chart that graphs such stuff in three dimensions. in reply to Raging_Red #
- @mrs_the_monarch Oh, dear… I believe my blue line has been crossed by someone who's not supposed to be this deep inside my psyche. `8-o in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
- Okay, that'll be enough of that shit… I think it's about time we sent in the Hanson Brothers. #
- @cat_1012000 It's gonna be alright, my dear. I still love ya. `8-) in reply to cat_1012000 #
- I've of the opinion Team USA might intentionally lose to Canada to avoid the cartoonish indignity of being invited to this White House. #
- @cat_1012000 They did a run of 500 in porcelain, and I couldn't resist — or did you simply mean the "revolution without eggnog" quip? in reply to cat_1012000 #
- RT @ISS_Browncoat CA Public Schools 1: Soaring over CA ride, I mention to Disney Employee, "Great selection of Chuck Yeagar photos." Cont. #
- RT @ISS_Browncoat Disney Employee replied, "Did he invent the Jager-Bomb?" Uber-Chef almost fell down she was laughing so hard. Cont. #
- RT @ISS_Browncoat FYI: Uber-Chef's Grandfather flew the chase planes for Chuck Yeager's X-plane flights. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-28
- AP – Tragedy again struck snowless, rainy, fog-shrouded Vancouver as a tsunami washed away what's left of the Winter Olympic Games. #
- AP- In a related story, NBC didn't cover the tsunami destroying Vancouver, instead broadcasting a Tom Brokow piece about a six-toed kitten. #
- I hope some YouTube genius changes that Bridgestone commercial with the Killer Whale so that it's instead being returned to a girls school. #
- Objectivism is NOT what made Rapture fail. Man peeing in his own gene pool did. Note, too, that collectivism hasn't saved it in BioShock 2. #
- RT @Slublog per @allahpundit @andylevy "The opposing team's coach? Ian McShane." // As a frustrated Mr. Wu might say, "CockSUCKA!" in reply to Slublog #
- RT @BarackProblema For a look at the most prolific racist in America, see no farther than @larrydhalstead, Mr. Elitist scumbag. in reply to BarackProblema #
- I'm thinking of buying a beat up, smoke-spewing GM or Chrysler van and painting "Jones" down both sides. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-27
- @radioglenn You really need to acquire the "Floyd waxes poetic on Calvin Coolidge" clip from "The Andy Griffith Show" for on-air color. `8-) in reply to radioglenn #
- @glennbeck You really need to acquire the "Floyd waxes poetic on Calvin Coolidge" clip from "The Andy Griffith Show" for on-air color. `8-) in reply to glennbeck #
- #FellowshipFriday @lagomorph13 @purist1 @girljungle @AgentOranger @ISS_Browncoat @gunchick357 @GojyoChan @DaveCharbonneau @Prohect @diverbh in reply to lagomorph13 #
- @umyeaok0214 I still haven't eaten there, but I have very intention to once one of my henchmen gets back from the arching conference in LA. #
- Although many consider me as loathsome for my fecundity as they do my politics, I remain in awe of the quality of minds on "my" Twitter. #
- #ForgotTheFirstTimeFriday Follows #1: @drmrsthmonarch @drew_mcdaniel @Bitter_American @SouthernPlate @Raging_Red @AZGABOY @midnightmovies in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- RT @sybianmaker via @popsnapplecrack: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMYYY GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *follower of the Sybian forever* WOWWWWWWWWW!! in reply to sybianmaker #
- @annsbudro Unfortunately, I doubt I'd even be last-minuting it on Sunday, as I'm more worried about my mom (and dad) than usual. Sorry, hun. in reply to annsbudro #
- Subtitle syntax and blood color aside, "Ran" on Blu-ray's a must. You've not seen Shakespeare until you've seen it in the original Japanese. #
- RT @DennisDMZ The media’s efforts to embellish the Kennedy Legacy make them resemble the people who sweep a path for a curling stone… #
- They're not called "Killer Whales" because they eat people, but because they play with their food in a torturous manner. Wait… Never mind. #
- Since Orca the Ripper had killed two humans before this latest incident, does that make him a Three Time Loser and ineligible for parole? #
- Once again, fence-sitters, this is yours truly in a nutshell — and was posted back in August of 2009: http://twitpic.com/e7qe1/full #
- @kwakerjak Ah, yes… One of the few times where you'd find me smiling when you heard me say, "It's for the children." in reply to kwakerjak #
- "Reconciliation" is nothing more than congressional courtship code for "Honest, just the tip…" #
- @annsbudro I'm depressed I'm remaining here. Oh, and forget about cleaning… Just be sure you remind Ursa I'm not entirely edible. in reply to annsbudro #
- #ForgotFirstTimeFriday Follows #2 @sybianmaker @Mr_Oneliner @thegre8_1 @annsbudro @mantis8585 @Campbellwil @Stan_Ridgway @pelotas @kwakerjak in reply to sybianmaker #
- Oh, and about @Stan_Ridgway in my #FF mentions… You aren't an American if you don't love this man and his music at first listen, Period. in reply to Stan_Ridgway #
- Leonard Cohen or Tom Russel may have penned your mental suicide note, but @Stan_Ridgway magically hung the DNR notice on your refrigerator. in reply to Stan_Ridgway #
- Besides @Stan_Ridgway offering the occasional hair woogie from the stage, he'll also never fail to tickle your soul: http://bit.ly/csTDub in reply to Stan_Ridgway #
- Prime suggestions off http://bit.ly/csTDub – King For A Day, I Wanna Be A Boss, Can't Complain, Train Of Thought, The Big Heat, Mission Bell #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-02-26
- @GojyoChan Why, you're more than welcome, my adorable little snoogywuggims. `8-) in reply to GojyoChan #
- @1_WILD_WOMAN Yeah, but, uh… I'm now engaged as the result correspondence generated by one of those lewd DMs of which you warn! `8-o in reply to 1_WILD_WOMAN #
- Taiwanese film "The Wayward Cloud" = "Brazil" meets "Flower Drum Song" meets "Deep Throat" — I think I may need counseling. #