- @drmrsthmonarch The credits opening "Centurion" stand out as being another reason to have a Saul Bass Award for Best Credits at the Oscars. in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- Remember the lame White crayon nobody used because it didn't stand out against the paper? Would renaming that color "Racist" make it better? #
- @drmrsthmonarch Again, though, neither thee nor Triana are nekkid in this artwork. This, I believe, is a serious fan art oversight. ;-] in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- RT @SkipTerrio By way of illustration… holy moly… http://huff.to/bZVh0C || The Special Hell The Special Hell The… http://bit.ly/9XgZWq in reply to SkipTerrio #
- Swell. Two cotton pickin' retarded broads on #RedEye drowning in their unfamiliarity with a colloquialism. Huzzah and gearfab for them. #
- #Blockbuster folded, #RedEye friends, because they routinely edited R-rated movies to remove nudity… Hence their slang name, Bustblocker. #
- #RedEye Checking the recording, @BillSchulz really did say "not a black person in the audience" and doesn't know Dr. King was a Republican. #
- RT @Smittmaestro I hear cotton pickin all the cotton pickin time! || Had not ANY of those three morons seen The Beverly Hillbillies??? #
- @SkipTerrio For our Miss Reynolds, I would purchase an all-access pass to The Special Hell. in reply to SkipTerrio #
- RT @thekelliejane Holy crap, tons of new followers… Warning: I say things like "holy crap" a lot. || Not to mention cotton pickin'.
in reply to thekelliejane # - @thekelliejane You sure it wasn't when you were watching EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES or THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW? `8-) in reply to thekelliejane #
- "All that is required for Evil to succeed is for good men to not slap the living shit out of bad men whenever they encounter them." — Ed B. #
- RT @usACTIONnews U.S. Auto Sales May Hit 28-Year Low as Discounts Flop || Unless you're purchasing a Lincoln MKS at an AMAZING discount. in reply to usACTIONnews #
- @thekelliejane It might count — because I've never watched it to know one way or the other. in reply to thekelliejane #
- @junmoore Thank you for the "uniquely coded" retweet. It's not often a made-up "quote" gets e-legs. `8-) in reply to junmoore #
- @RealBlackWidow Sorry. I'm saddled with waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much curly hair to qualify for the "bald is sexy" look. Do you hate me now? in reply to RealBlackWidow #
- @oconnellmd I haven't futzed around with my PS3's editor as yet, so I appreciate the head's-up as to your appreciation of its capabilities. in reply to oconnellmd #
- @MonarchHench49 Uh, 49…? Did you forget our little chat about you quiting that filthy habit — ESPECIALLY WHEN FILLING THE PROPANE TANKS?! in reply to MonarchHench49 #
- @RealBlackWidow Well, some people think malaria is a preference, too, but that's not where I turn when I want to shake and run a fever. `;-} in reply to RealBlackWidow #
- "…the racist, hate mongers tea beggers consider you a flock of sheep or goat, and they want to dictate you about… http://yhoo.it/aOm8vL #
- And for some truly lighthearted fun and adventure, @tasteofaz recommends: http://bit.ly/9awPQy in reply to tasteofaz #
- @psa563 Feh… Shirtlessnesses is for girly men! Real men wear monogrammed threads, Baby, 'cause the chicks dig it! http://bit.ly/90KE28 in reply to psa563 #
- @thekelliejane Yeah, yeah, yeah… And anyone who can't comprehend letterboxing or drives a Buick should proceed directly to CAROUSEL, too! in reply to thekelliejane #
- @psa563 All I kept hearing from from @AgentOranger and @annsbudro was, "How long are we gonna have to touch you like this?" Yep… REAL hot. in reply to psa563 #
- Coma time immanent… Pills FINALLY taking effect, but first must hug @thekelliejane @RealBlackWidow @psa563 @drmrsthmonarch @ME_Leclerc1776 in reply to thekelliejane #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-31
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-30
- Dear Lord, this glorious sport yields a singularly magnificent spectacle. #F1 #
- I was going to DM @Scott_Wood to tell him what a swell guy and gifted photographer he is, but he hates DMs, so I guess he'll never know now. in reply to Scott_Wood #
- @ISS_Browncoat Thanks for the thought, but I've got my bullet and my case, so I'm one VERY happy camper! `8-) in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- @Scott_Wood Okay. Fine… I won't thank you for turning me onto the joys of real Coke outside of a public forum. There… Are ya happy now? in reply to Scott_Wood #
- Just finished destroying another friend's confidence in their own AV system's capabilities with JJ's "Star Trek" on Blu-ray. Sorry, Rick… #
- The Commandment states "Thou shalt not MURDER" not "kill" — because there's a HUGE difference. And on that happy note: http://bit.ly/dbIdNL #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-29
- RT @timheidecker "Oh shit! Beck just plucked out his own eye balls and swallowed them." || Pretty funny to say about a man going blind, Tim. in reply to timheidecker #
- RT @gwhitta I wish re-animation technology could bring MLK back to slap the shit out of Glenn Beck. || Odd, his niece was there in support. in reply to gwhitta #
- Of course, if #GlennBeck wanted his message to reach its intended target, he should have held this rally on a shrimp-serving golf course. #
- RT @timheidecker "End of first rally beginning of second rally: axis of the great race war 2010" || Understanding the Left in fifteen words. in reply to timheidecker #
- RT @gwhitta MLK vs Glenn Beck – WHO IS THE GREATEST? here's a handy visual history: http://bit.ly/cPO4wg || Desperate Relativism 101 #
- Again, MSNBC, if #GlennBeck wanted his message to reach its intended target, he should have held this rally on a shrimp-serving golf course. #
- @Scott_Wood Had I a huge sword, I'd raffle it off to help out. — Wait… That sounded really gay. Never mind. in reply to Scott_Wood #
- @MarineReconDad Wow. Dr. Taliban-Accuser is a real joy to put up with, isn't he? in reply to MarineReconDad #
- @Browncoat359 The fact anyone exists who doesn't think exactly like them is enough to reduce them to tattered screen doors, so why bother? in reply to Browncoat359 #
- @MarineReconDad I believe you appear to him as an American Taliban because your avatar suggests you are patriarchal and full of hot air. in reply to MarineReconDad #
- @Browncoat359 You oughta send that handy comparison in to Greg Gutfeld for use on #Redeye in reply to Browncoat359 #
- A #Redeye worthy "debating libtards" observation from @Browncoat359 — "It's kinda like bullfighting if by bull you mean sleepy kitten." in reply to Browncoat359 #
- @MarineReconDad Ah… The joys of nonjudgmental bliss denoting a happy marriage. http://bit.ly/9iQnoA in reply to MarineReconDad #
- RT @free_US_Citizen John Quincy Adams vs Maureen Dowd http://is.gd/exi6U || Guess I can't help it – especially since I'm related to the man. in reply to free_US_Citizen #
- RT @heydebhenry Why did #GlennBeck wear a bulletproof vest today? Thought he loved America enough to die for it? | So, soldiers are pussies? #
- The cricket in the linen closet has worked its way up to becoming the victim of a vicious #HateCrime by day's end. #
- Just 149 more followers and I'll have — 149 more followers. #
- I so hope, one day, Judge Napolitano < @Judgenap > will quit pronouncing Ayn Rand's name ANN Rand. Grates on me like "O" instead of "U"sama. #
- I do believe @brabakr may have scored first in the "Most Terrifying Avatar The Left Has Ever Seen (Next To The American Flag)" competition. in reply to brabakr #
- @drmrsthmonarch "Centurion" is living on my DVR as I type, so I believe I'll be bathing in all 61 LED-fueled inches of its splendor tonight. in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- @ME_Leclerc1776 Hey, now… Shouldn't you be out defending their right to whine about you defending their right to whine, or something? `;-) in reply to ME_Leclerc1776 #
- #gutfeldgaybarnames "A Few Thousand Mostly White People Were On The Mall In Front Of The Lincoln Memorial Today Hijacking The Dream" #
- @drmrsthmonarch Lord, I do so wish my popcorn-grabber reached that far… in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- @drmrsthmonarch And so it begins – after I have sex with the gal who consented to watch it with me per my wife's (i.e.: you) recommendation. in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- @drmrsthmonarch We're up to, "Being a legend will get you laid." This is a pretty damn good flick — and I'm sorry I confused you. in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- @drmrsthmonarch Tweren't a bad little offering from the guy who ruined Jeff Long's "The Descent" — even if it was "Last of the Mohicans." in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
- @ISS_Browncoat Pretty nifty — on both counts. in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- @billstclair The caveman flick? I have it cued on streaming, so I'm glad to hear you at least remained interested. Thanks for the head's-up. in reply to billstclair #
- @spookychan Nice, and I had no idea Sgt. Hatred shopped for end tables at Pier 1. #goteamventure http://twitpic.com/2jaeqk in reply to spookychan #
- @Ledalasvegas But, unlike last week, did your costume make it through the evening intact? Inquiring (and lascivious) minds, etc., etc. in reply to Ledalasvegas #
- @billstclair Cool concept. Thank you. in reply to billstclair #
- @Ledalasvegas No Gore, eh? I'm so relieved Al the Crazed Sex Poodle wasn't there to grope his way through your choice of petroleum products! in reply to Ledalasvegas #
- Dawn and unabashed capitalism will soon break like thunder, so I'm off to a temporary coma to prepare for wet track wizardry. #F1 #
- @drmrsthmonarch Tweren't a bad offering from the guy who ruined Jeff Long's "The Descent" even if it was a bit Last of the Mohicanish. `8-) in reply to drmrsthmonarch #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-28
- Why my man Dan rules and little Jimmy Cameron is nothing but a whining Mr. Poopy Pants: http://bit.ly/cQjuFE #
- Dear, @sybianmaker Thank you for retweeting that magnificent confession from @PaytonBellxxx 'cause now I know where I'm vacationing… in reply to sybianmaker #
- @donstugots Had you ever been near a developer whilst they're creating a new one, however, you'd know crying is a staple of videogames. in reply to donstugots #
- @ThankASoldier I'm sorry, but protections provided by the Safety Dance have been rendered moot since Barry folded our nuclear umbrella. in reply to ThankASoldier #
- @annsbudro Yer purrrrrrrrrrrrrrty… in reply to annsbudro #
- #FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday 1: @annsbudro @Bitter_American @tommy3477 @B4USASSOCIATE in reply to annsbudro #
- #FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday 2: @VisedMonk @STXherry @Herfarm @Gunservatively @Jalopnik in reply to VisedMonk #
- #FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday 3: @gunchick357 @daveweigel @OneVeritas @NatalieDuvalNY in reply to daveweigel #
- #FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday 4: @infocyde @adamsbaldwin @motorracinginfo @EJM421 in reply to infocyde #
- @Browncoat359 The Sovereign does not cross-media-pollinate, so I doubt Mr. Ziggy said any such thing, sir, but thanks for the thought. `;-) in reply to Browncoat359 #
- Dear Santa: America wants a Von Mises Fiscal Responsibility Play Set with an Intact Bill of Rights Accessory Pack — and a dead pony to eat. #
- @Electric44 I'm sure your old HOT classmate Laura Ingles (real name) would like to wish you a happy birthday, but she's not speaking to me. in reply to Electric44 #
- @Browncoat359 Well, as long as he didn't ask you to "make" a Taco… in reply to Browncoat359 #
- You know, "Jaws" was filmed om Martha's Vineyard, and Left-Bruce/Full-Bruce had an enormous appetite. Heeeeeeeeere Brucey, Brucey, Brucey… #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-27
- The next twerson(TM) I follow will be my 1000th. Any suggestions on who that oh-so-lucky he or she should be, my loyal and loving minions? #
- RT @the_dude840 Saudi couple 'hammer 24 nails' into maid… http://viigo.im/4E0i || "Tolerance" is such an ugly word… in reply to the_dude840 #
- RT @the_dude840 Japan develops 'touchable' 3D TV technology… http://viigo.im/4E0o || @DennisDMZ warned "virtual sex" would destroy us… in reply to the_dude840 #
- My 1000th follow is either going to be @runedart because she's smart and hot, or @IlConoscente because their avatar will offend @BillSchulz in reply to runedart #
- @the_dude840 As long as they eventually make a 61" OLED TV for the same price as my current LED DLP, they can make anthrax for all I care. in reply to the_dude840 #
- @RobertSwartwood Which desert? If it's the Sonoran and you don't mind if I take a pass on the blow, may I join you? in reply to RobertSwartwood #
- Whatever miracles at the polls you're still expecting, remember McShame won without a sweat, because NOTHING in a party's base ever changes. #
- @runedart I'd say something smarmy and lame like "A back rub?" but you're neither smarmy nor lame, so I think you shall be my 1000th follow. in reply to runedart #
- @runedart Please feel free to retweet that last offering, my dear #841 as I go forth to hit the magic button to stalk–I mean, follow thee. in reply to runedart #
- @IlConoscente Actually, @runedart was my 841st follower, and has just now become my 1000th follow. Yes, I'm an out-of-balance twit pariah… in reply to IlConoscente #
- @IlConoscente Regardless of the lofty praise I afforded @runedart with my follow, you've become my 1001st follow. Sing "Hosanna!" and stuff. in reply to IlConoscente #
- Twladies(TM) and Twentlemen(TM), may I present my 1000th stalking victi-I mean, my 1000th follow, my very own 841st follower… @runedart in reply to runedart #
- @RobertSwartwood Yeah, the "monorail" was kind of a tipoff you were nowhere near Otisburg, but "hookers in the desert" sounded so romantic. in reply to RobertSwartwood #
- @andylevy Unlike FOX, which spells Usama's name correctly, a Springsteen PR bozo who doesn't know it's written "Blu-ray" is in the Taliban. in reply to andylevy #
- @FredThompson "…at least she created the perfect metaphor for Obamacare." || So, "stroking one's pussy before trashing it," eh? I like it! in reply to fredthompson #
- This is SOOOOOOOOOOOO ending up on #Redeye tonight! http://bit.ly/dppfCR — is it not @andylevy @greggutfeld @BillSchulz ? #
- @SkipTerrio It's FOX News' 3:00 AM EST panel/interview show where hot female guests have to sit in "the leg chair"… http://bit.ly/d1kdOA in reply to SkipTerrio #
- @JasonMunich Indeed! …Even though I still think it should have been called "The Fly List" in reply to JasonMunich #
- O, your brother is dead and your brother is dead and your mother is dead and now you are dead and your sister's insane… #
- …your nephew can't fly, your son has one leg and your car doesn't float. #RememberingTeddy #
- @RobertSwartwood Be sure to hit the M&M store and create a too-expensive-for-words color mix while its proprietors argue in Vietnamese. in reply to RobertSwartwood #
- RT @OttoDeb RT @santa__claus: 120 nights to go until Christmas Eve. Ho Ho Ho || Crap. We won't have a viable country left by then. in reply to OttoDeb #
- Dear Santa: I want the Von Mises Fiscal Responsibility Play Set with the Intact Bill of Rights Accessory Pack — and a dead pony to eat. #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 1: @I_AM_maxHELL @gingerds9 in reply to I_AM_maxHELL #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 2: @genjunky @ThinkWay in reply to genjunky #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 3: @Sami_Shamieh @jdb2009 in reply to Sami_Shamieh #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 4: @inhuggermugger @psa563 in reply to inhuggermugger #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 5: @10thAmendment @cinderkeys in reply to 10thAmendment #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 6: @the_dude840 @Browncoat359 in reply to the_dude840 #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 7: @libertyideals @___DB___ in reply to libertyideals #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 8: @Browncoat359 @Larry_Kelly #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday 9: @ISS_Browncoat @Daggy1 in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 1: @mrs_the_monarch @RobertSwartwood in reply to mrs_the_monarch #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 2: @runedart @IlConoscente @SkipTerrio in reply to runedart #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 3: @JasonMunich @OttoDeb @davidcarlson1 in reply to JasonMunich #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 4: @Ledalasvegas @GaltsGirl @Jayne_Statue in reply to Ledalasvegas #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 5: @CO2HOG @ME_Leclerc1776 @QueenRobina in reply to CO2HOG #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 6: @Q_Element @Cyberrat1776 @exposelibtards in reply to Q_Element #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 7: @PL10 @diesel_lady @ihatethemedia in reply to PL10 #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 8: @newsrealblog @slkbrooke @unitedliberty in reply to newsrealblog #
- #FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday 9: @free_US_Citizen @4Liberty4ever @purist1 in reply to free_US_Citizen #
- Too Much Lightening = Fleeing This Computer … Aloha, y'all! `8-o #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-26
- A prominent radio personality pal wrote me in and spoiled his ballot yesterday, not knowing doing so was a no-no. Flattering, yes, but lame. #
- @sybianmaker Okay, fine. This is gonna seem a little aggressive at first, but it's only two fingers in an up and down "impact" repetition… in reply to sybianmaker #
- @TedNugent And may He bless you, good sir, for your tireless efforts on this wounded and struggling nation's behalf. You're our hero, too. in reply to TedNugent #
- This sucks… My ears are still ringing from being right next to the lightening strike that took out the Benedictine's big tree yesterday. #
- I s'pose I'm gonna have to get these to carry around with me when people ask about my "21 > 24" tee shirt: http://bit.ly/aw7Ne4 #
- Cool. And to think my birthday's coming up in September, too… http://bit.ly/at3To6 #
- @freedom_lives Yes. in reply to freedom_lives #
- Whatever miracles at the polls you're still expecting, remember McShame won without a sweat, because NOTHING in a party's base ever changes. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-25
- @ISS_Browncoat So, you wrote in Fowlkes and… What else? in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- "I'm telling you, there is but one Form of Stig, which is eternal and unchanging, but innumerable individual instantiations." — Novaload #
- Note to Self: When wearing your "21 > 24" Monarch logo tee and you're asked if it's the name of a band, just say yes — so you can get laid. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-24
- I worked out the deceleration numbers from "Forbidden Planet" and discovered they're still traveling at 281 Million miles per hour. Wowsers! #
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- @Scott_Wood Anyone found a way to extract individual DISH files off a HD once connected to a 722 DVR, or transfer said files to another HD? in reply to Scott_Wood #
- @RightWingTalk Stallone? Right wing? He owns over sixty Title 2 weapons but wants the Fed to go door-to-door collecting Americans' firearms. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-23
- @psa563 To think people thought Horse Yap was the victim in "Sleeping With The Enemy" rather than the unkempt troll destroying his order… in reply to psa563 #
- @ISS_Browncoat Just e-mail her address and I'll deliver the sheer and sexy bribe/ultimatum. This is why we still need paddling in schools… in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- @psa563 No, the funniest thing you'll have heard all day is when you track down Jim Norton's review of "Eat Drink Puke" on a recent #Redeye in reply to psa563 #
- @Daggy1 That $44K figure is per American, whereas the "Per Taxpayer" figure hit $355K in March of this year. It'll be $1 Mil+ by April 2011. in reply to Daggy1 #
- @psa563 For you, my lovely and non-home-order-destroying beauty: http://bit.ly/bkSmuW in reply to psa563 #
- Had a terrific time showing "Bottle Shock" (one of my faves starring Captain Kirk) to @cinderkeys and @ISS_Browncoat last night. Thank yous! in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
- @Ledalasvegas Did you — and all your attending body parts — survive the evening's "unique" festivities and protocols, gorgeous creature? in reply to Ledalasvegas #
- @the_dude840 At this point, I don't see why the guys don't simply hook back up with Ian Gillan. in reply to the_dude840 #
- The painting of "Dorian_The_Monarch" I have hanging in my attic is telling me to kill myself before I attempt to finish off the salmon dip. #
- @the_dude840 Be he truckin' in space or warning of the horrors of the oily patch at the Canal Turn, Gillan was the Godvoice of God's Voices. in reply to the_dude840 #
- @Ledalasvegas My condolences to the seamstresses who must now mourn the loss of your — mentionables. in reply to Ledalasvegas #
- There isn't a Rescue Dog on this planet that could dig the respective heads out of Juan Williams', Nancy Skinner's or Bill O'Reilly's asses. #
- Four more tweeple(TM) to follow before I hit the magic number 1000. Shall I hold a contest to see who those lucky three before THEE will be? #
- "Thirteen hours and I've only learned one thing… You can't jack off a dead butterfly." — from "Childrens Hospital" on [adult swim] #
- Thinkin' about buying the latest app for your Magic 8 Ball? Don't. Once it's installed, you can never again clean the inside of the window. #
The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-08-22
- Be it known that @Ledalasvegas sacrifice shall not go unnoticed at the Erotic Heritage Museum < http://bit.ly/9pL6IB > this evening. #
- Word is, @Ledalasvegas again broke the Internet when it was reported she received a loving surrogate swat at the Erotic Heritage Museum. ;-} #