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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-31</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@drmrsthmonarch The credits opening &#34;Centurion&#34; stand out as being another reason to have a Saul Bass Award for Best Credits at the Oscars. in reply to drmrsthmonarch # Remember the lame White crayon nobody used because it didn&#039;t stand out against the paper? Would renaming that color &#34;Racist&#34; make it better? # @drmrsthmonarch Again, though, [...]]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> The credits opening &quot;Centurion&quot; stand out as being another reason to have a Saul Bass Award for Best Credits at the Oscars. <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22397705424" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22550621619" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Remember the lame White crayon nobody used because it didn&#039;t stand out against the paper? Would renaming that color &quot;Racist&quot; make it better? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22552307348" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> Again, though, neither thee nor Triana are nekkid in this artwork. This, I believe, is a serious fan art oversight.   ;-] <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22551953480" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22552648084" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio" class="aktt_username">SkipTerrio</a> By way of illustration&#8230; holy moly&#8230; <a href="http://huff.to/bZVh0C" rel="nofollow">http://huff.to/bZVh0C</a> || The Special Hell The Special Hell The&#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/9XgZWq" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9XgZWq</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio/statuses/22552973126" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to SkipTerrio</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22553551252" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Swell. Two cotton pickin&#039; retarded broads on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23RedEye" class="aktt_hashtag">RedEye</a> drowning in their unfamiliarity with a colloquialism. Huzzah and gearfab for them. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22595597394" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Blockbuster" class="aktt_hashtag">Blockbuster</a> folded, #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23RedEye" class="aktt_hashtag">RedEye</a> friends, because they routinely edited R-rated movies to remove nudity&#8230; Hence their slang name, Bustblocker. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22597396438" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23RedEye" class="aktt_hashtag">RedEye</a> Checking the recording, @<a href="http://twitter.com/BillSchulz" class="aktt_username">BillSchulz</a> really did say &quot;not a black person in the audience&quot; and doesn&#039;t know Dr. King was a Republican. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22598132518" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/Smittmaestro" class="aktt_username">Smittmaestro</a> I hear cotton pickin all the cotton pickin time! || Had not ANY of those three morons seen The Beverly Hillbillies??? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22598361374" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio" class="aktt_username">SkipTerrio</a> For our Miss Reynolds, I would purchase an all-access pass to The Special Hell. <a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio/statuses/22554638904" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to SkipTerrio</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22598448917" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane" class="aktt_username">thekelliejane</a> Holy crap, tons of new followers&#8230; Warning: I say things like &quot;holy crap&quot; a lot. || Not to mention cotton pickin&#039;.  <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane/statuses/22598651123" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thekelliejane</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22598788886" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane" class="aktt_username">thekelliejane</a> You sure it wasn&#039;t when you were watching EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES or THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW?  `8-) <a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane/statuses/22598879365" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thekelliejane</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22599137324" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;All that is required for Evil to succeed is for good men to not slap the living shit out of bad men whenever they encounter them.&quot; &#8212; Ed B. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22599319184" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/usACTIONnews" class="aktt_username">usACTIONnews</a> U.S. Auto Sales May Hit 28-Year Low as Discounts Flop || Unless you&#039;re purchasing a Lincoln MKS at an AMAZING discount. <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/usACTIONnews/statuses/22601592838" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to usACTIONnews</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22604546426" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane" class="aktt_username">thekelliejane</a> It might count &#8212; because I&#039;ve never watched it to know one way or the other.   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane/statuses/22599552411" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thekelliejane</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22604585596" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/junmoore" class="aktt_username">junmoore</a> Thank you for the &quot;uniquely coded&quot; retweet. It&#039;s not often a made-up &quot;quote&quot; gets e-legs.   `8-) <a href="http://twitter.com/junmoore/statuses/22599642884" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to junmoore</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22604647453" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RealBlackWidow" class="aktt_username">RealBlackWidow</a> Sorry. I&#039;m saddled with waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much curly hair to qualify for the &quot;bald is sexy&quot; look. Do you hate me now? <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/RealBlackWidow/statuses/22604028719" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RealBlackWidow</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22604759349" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/oconnellmd" class="aktt_username">oconnellmd</a> I haven&#039;t futzed around with my PS3&#039;s editor as yet, so I appreciate the head&#039;s-up as to your appreciation of its capabilities. <a href="http://twitter.com/oconnellmd/statuses/22603153286" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to oconnellmd</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22604818381" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/MonarchHench49" class="aktt_username">MonarchHench49</a> Uh, 49&#8230;? Did you forget our little chat about you quiting that filthy habit &#8212; ESPECIALLY WHEN FILLING THE PROPANE TANKS?! <a href="http://twitter.com/MonarchHench49/statuses/22600610498" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to MonarchHench49</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22605013996" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RealBlackWidow" class="aktt_username">RealBlackWidow</a> Well, some people think malaria is a preference, too, but that&#039;s not where I turn when I want to shake and run a fever. `;-} <a href="http://twitter.com/RealBlackWidow/statuses/22604927735" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RealBlackWidow</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22605103687" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;&#8230;the racist, hate mongers tea beggers consider you a flock of sheep or goat, and they want to dictate you about&#8230;  <a href="http://yhoo.it/aOm8vL" rel="nofollow">http://yhoo.it/aOm8vL</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22605308956" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>And for some truly lighthearted fun and adventure, @<a href="http://twitter.com/tasteofaz" class="aktt_username">tasteofaz</a> recommends: <a href="http://bit.ly/9awPQy" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9awPQy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/tasteofaz/statuses/22605614666" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to tasteofaz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22605847412" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> Feh&#8230; Shirtlessnesses is for girly men! Real men wear monogrammed threads, Baby, &#039;cause the chicks dig it!  <a href="http://bit.ly/90KE28" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/90KE28</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/22605718762" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to psa563</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22606133461" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane" class="aktt_username">thekelliejane</a> Yeah, yeah, yeah&#8230; And anyone who can&#039;t comprehend letterboxing or drives a Buick should proceed directly to CAROUSEL, too! <a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane/statuses/22605906688" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thekelliejane</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22606260149" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> All I kept hearing from from @<a href="http://twitter.com/AgentOranger" class="aktt_username">AgentOranger</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/annsbudro" class="aktt_username">annsbudro</a> was, &quot;How long are we gonna have to touch you like this?&quot; Yep&#8230; REAL hot. <a href="http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/22606280068" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to psa563</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22606423304" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Coma time immanent&#8230; Pills FINALLY taking effect, but first must hug @<a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane" class="aktt_username">thekelliejane</a> @RealBlackWidow @<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> @drmrsthmonarch @<a href="http://twitter.com/ME_Leclerc1776" class="aktt_username">ME_Leclerc1776</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/thekelliejane/statuses/22606393083" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thekelliejane</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22606711239" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-30</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, this glorious sport yields a singularly magnificent spectacle. #F1 # I was going to DM @Scott_Wood to tell him what a swell guy and gifted photographer he is, but he hates DMs, so I guess he&#039;ll never know now. in reply to Scott_Wood # @ISS_Browncoat Thanks for the thought, but I&#039;ve got my [...]]]></description>
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<li>Dear Lord, this glorious sport yields a singularly magnificent spectacle.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23F1" class="aktt_hashtag">F1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22434651730" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I was going to DM @<a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood" class="aktt_username">Scott_Wood</a> to tell him what a swell guy and gifted photographer he is, but he hates DMs, so I guess he&#039;ll never know now. <a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood/statuses/22454317913" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Scott_Wood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22455234470" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> Thanks for the thought, but I&#039;ve got my bullet and my case, so I&#039;m one VERY happy camper!  `8-) <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/22450743033" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22455338643" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood" class="aktt_username">Scott_Wood</a> Okay. Fine&#8230; I won&#039;t thank you for turning me onto the joys of real Coke outside of a public forum. There&#8230; Are ya happy now? <a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood/statuses/22455325043" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Scott_Wood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22455686892" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just finished destroying another friend&#039;s confidence in their own AV system&#039;s capabilities with JJ&#039;s &quot;Star Trek&quot; on Blu-ray. Sorry, Rick&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22482707000" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The Commandment states &quot;Thou shalt not MURDER&quot; not &quot;kill&quot; &#8212; because there&#039;s a HUGE difference. And on that happy note: <a href="http://bit.ly/dbIdNL" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/dbIdNL</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22515570758" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-29</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RT @timheidecker &#34;Oh shit! Beck just plucked out his own eye balls and swallowed them.&#34; &#124;&#124; Pretty funny to say about a man going blind, Tim. in reply to timheidecker # RT @gwhitta I wish re-animation technology could bring MLK back to slap the shit out of Glenn Beck. &#124;&#124; Odd, his niece was there [...]]]></description>
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<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/timheidecker" class="aktt_username">timheidecker</a> &quot;Oh shit! Beck just plucked out his own eye balls and swallowed them.&quot; || Pretty funny to say about a man going blind, Tim. <a href="http://twitter.com/timheidecker/statuses/22367583931" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to timheidecker</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22368757188" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/gwhitta" class="aktt_username">gwhitta</a> I wish re-animation technology could bring MLK back to slap the shit out of Glenn Beck. || Odd, his niece was there in support. <a href="http://twitter.com/gwhitta/statuses/22368510273" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to gwhitta</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22370500364" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Of course, if #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23GlennBeck" class="aktt_hashtag">GlennBeck</a> wanted his message to reach its intended target, he should have held this rally on a shrimp-serving golf course. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22370703697" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/timheidecker" class="aktt_username">timheidecker</a> &quot;End of first rally beginning of second rally: axis of the great race war 2010&quot; || Understanding the Left in fifteen words. <a href="http://twitter.com/timheidecker/statuses/22370633377" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to timheidecker</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22371061126" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/gwhitta" class="aktt_username">gwhitta</a> MLK vs Glenn Beck &#8211; WHO IS THE GREATEST? here&#039;s a handy visual history: <a href="http://bit.ly/cPO4wg" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/cPO4wg</a> || Desperate Relativism 101 <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22371393487" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Again, MSNBC, if #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23GlennBeck" class="aktt_hashtag">GlennBeck</a> wanted his message to reach its intended target, he should have held this rally on a shrimp-serving golf course. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22371797306" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood" class="aktt_username">Scott_Wood</a> Had I a huge sword, I&#039;d raffle it off to help out. &#8212; Wait&#8230; That sounded really gay. Never mind.  <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood/statuses/22377591672" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Scott_Wood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22380398046" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad" class="aktt_username">MarineReconDad</a> Wow. Dr. Taliban-Accuser is a real joy to put up with, isn&#039;t he? <a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad/statuses/22384275565" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to MarineReconDad</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22384449422" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> The fact anyone exists who doesn&#039;t think exactly like them is enough to reduce them to tattered screen doors, so why bother? <a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359/statuses/22384451311" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Browncoat359</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22384620272" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad" class="aktt_username">MarineReconDad</a> I believe you appear to him as an American Taliban because your avatar suggests you are patriarchal and full of hot air. <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad/statuses/22384559027" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to MarineReconDad</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22384703518" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> You oughta send that handy comparison in to Greg Gutfeld for use on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Redeye" class="aktt_hashtag">Redeye</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359/statuses/22384743013" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Browncoat359</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22386160446" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>A #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Redeye" class="aktt_hashtag">Redeye</a> worthy &quot;debating libtards&quot; observation from @<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> &#8212; &quot;It&#039;s kinda like bullfighting if by bull you mean sleepy kitten.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359/statuses/22384743013" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Browncoat359</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22386292040" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad" class="aktt_username">MarineReconDad</a> Ah&#8230; The joys of nonjudgmental bliss denoting a happy marriage.  <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />    <a href="http://bit.ly/9iQnoA" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9iQnoA</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/MarineReconDad/statuses/22384840718" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to MarineReconDad</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22386660133" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/free_US_Citizen" class="aktt_username">free_US_Citizen</a> John Quincy Adams vs Maureen Dowd <a href="http://is.gd/exi6U" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/exi6U</a> || Guess I can&#039;t help it &#8211; especially since I&#039;m related to the man. <a href="http://twitter.com/free_US_Citizen/statuses/22386394729" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to free_US_Citizen</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22387003779" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/heydebhenry" class="aktt_username">heydebhenry</a> Why did #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23GlennBeck" class="aktt_hashtag">GlennBeck</a> wear a bulletproof vest today? Thought he loved America enough to die for it? | So, soldiers are pussies? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22387481225" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The cricket in the linen closet has worked its way up to becoming the victim of a vicious #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HateCrime" class="aktt_hashtag">HateCrime</a> by day&#039;s end. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22388191220" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just 149 more followers and I&#039;ll have &#8212; 149 more followers. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22388653069" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I so hope, one day, Judge Napolitano &lt; @<a href="http://twitter.com/Judgenap" class="aktt_username">Judgenap</a> &gt; will quit pronouncing Ayn Rand&#039;s name ANN Rand. Grates on me like &quot;O&quot; instead of &quot;U&quot;sama. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22395835345" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I do believe @<a href="http://twitter.com/brabakr" class="aktt_username">brabakr</a> may have scored first in the &quot;Most Terrifying Avatar The Left Has Ever Seen (Next To The American Flag)&quot; competition. <a href="http://twitter.com/brabakr/statuses/22395643965" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to brabakr</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22396093320" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> &quot;Centurion&quot; is living on my DVR as I type, so I believe I&#039;ll be bathing in all 61 LED-fueled inches of its splendor tonight. <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22396220876" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22396771995" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ME_Leclerc1776" class="aktt_username">ME_Leclerc1776</a> Hey, now&#8230; Shouldn&#039;t you be out defending their right to whine about you defending their right to whine, or something? `;-) <a href="http://twitter.com/ME_Leclerc1776/statuses/22396505177" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ME_Leclerc1776</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22396936506" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23gutfeldgaybarnames" class="aktt_hashtag">gutfeldgaybarnames</a> &quot;A Few Thousand Mostly White People Were On The Mall In Front Of The Lincoln Memorial Today Hijacking The Dream&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22397487731" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> Lord, I do so wish my popcorn-grabber reached that far&#8230;   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22397502634" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22397554249" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> And so it begins &#8211; after I have sex with the gal who consented to watch it with me per my wife&#039;s (i.e.: you) recommendation. <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22397705424" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22399466751" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> We&#039;re up to, &quot;Being a legend will get you laid.&quot; This is a pretty damn good flick &#8212; and I&#039;m sorry I confused you.   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22397705424" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22410250656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> Tweren&#039;t a bad little offering from the guy who ruined Jeff Long&#039;s &quot;The Descent&quot; &#8212; even if it was &quot;Last of the Mohicans.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22413423040" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22422562146" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> Pretty nifty &#8212; on both counts. <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/22421879247" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22422701522" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/billstclair" class="aktt_username">billstclair</a> The caveman flick? I have it cued on streaming, so I&#039;m glad to hear you at least remained interested. Thanks for the head&#039;s-up. <a href="http://twitter.com/billstclair/statuses/22422650280" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to billstclair</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22422826702" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/spookychan" class="aktt_username">spookychan</a> Nice, and I had no idea Sgt. Hatred shopped for end tables at Pier 1.  <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />    #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23goteamventure" class="aktt_hashtag">goteamventure</a>  <a href="http://twitpic.com/2jaeqk" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2jaeqk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/spookychan/statuses/22422705087" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to spookychan</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22422910465" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> But, unlike last week, did your costume make it through the evening intact? Inquiring (and lascivious) minds, etc., etc.   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas/statuses/22422932729" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Ledalasvegas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22423037269" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/billstclair" class="aktt_username">billstclair</a> Cool concept. Thank you. <a href="http://twitter.com/billstclair/statuses/22423063553" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to billstclair</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22423191895" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> No Gore, eh? I&#039;m so relieved Al the Crazed Sex Poodle wasn&#039;t there to grope his way through your choice of petroleum products! <a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas/statuses/22423141560" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Ledalasvegas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22423291335" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dawn and unabashed capitalism will soon break like thunder, so I&#039;m off to a temporary coma to prepare for wet track wizardry.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23F1" class="aktt_hashtag">F1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22423303705" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch" class="aktt_username">drmrsthmonarch</a> Tweren&#039;t a bad offering from the guy who ruined Jeff Long&#039;s &quot;The Descent&quot; even if it was a bit Last of the Mohicanish. `8-) <a href="http://twitter.com/drmrsthmonarch/statuses/22413423040" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to drmrsthmonarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22423448011" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-28</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why my man Dan rules and little Jimmy Cameron is nothing but a whining Mr. Poopy Pants: http://bit.ly/cQjuFE # Dear, @sybianmaker Thank you for retweeting that magnificent confession from @PaytonBellxxx &#039;cause now I know where I&#039;m vacationing&#8230; in reply to sybianmaker # @donstugots Had you ever been near a developer whilst they&#039;re creating a new [...]]]></description>
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<li>Why my man Dan rules and little Jimmy Cameron is nothing but a whining Mr. Poopy Pants:  <a href="http://bit.ly/cQjuFE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/cQjuFE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22282728112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dear, @<a href="http://twitter.com/sybianmaker" class="aktt_username">sybianmaker</a> Thank you for retweeting that magnificent confession from @<a href="http://twitter.com/PaytonBellxxx" class="aktt_username">PaytonBellxxx</a> &#039;cause now I know where I&#039;m vacationing&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/sybianmaker/statuses/22282884905" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to sybianmaker</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22283093074" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/donstugots" class="aktt_username">donstugots</a> Had you ever been near a developer whilst they&#039;re creating a new one, however, you&#039;d know crying is a staple of videogames.  <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/donstugots/statuses/22282583409" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to donstugots</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22283403666" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ThankASoldier" class="aktt_username">ThankASoldier</a> I&#039;m sorry, but protections provided by the Safety Dance have been rendered moot since Barry folded our nuclear umbrella. <a href="http://twitter.com/ThankASoldier/statuses/22283513022" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ThankASoldier</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22283917983" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/annsbudro" class="aktt_username">annsbudro</a> Yer purrrrrrrrrrrrrrty&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/annsbudro/statuses/22283082092" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to annsbudro</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22284040930" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday</a> 1: @<a href="http://twitter.com/annsbudro" class="aktt_username">annsbudro</a> @Bitter_American @<a href="http://twitter.com/tommy3477" class="aktt_username">tommy3477</a> @B4USASSOCIATE <a href="http://twitter.com/annsbudro/statuses/22283082092" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to annsbudro</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22284528641" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday</a> 2: @<a href="http://twitter.com/VisedMonk" class="aktt_username">VisedMonk</a> @STXherry @<a href="http://twitter.com/Herfarm" class="aktt_username">Herfarm</a> @Gunservatively @<a href="http://twitter.com/Jalopnik" class="aktt_username">Jalopnik</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/VisedMonk/statuses/22281982030" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to VisedMonk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22284704840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday</a> 3: @<a href="http://twitter.com/gunchick357" class="aktt_username">gunchick357</a> @daveweigel @<a href="http://twitter.com/OneVeritas" class="aktt_username">OneVeritas</a> @NatalieDuvalNY <a href="http://twitter.com/daveweigel/statuses/22283323711" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to daveweigel</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22285226716" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowWorthyTweepsWhoGotBumpedFromMyPreviousTweetsDueToExcessiveLighteningFriday</a> 4: @<a href="http://twitter.com/infocyde" class="aktt_username">infocyde</a> @adamsbaldwin @<a href="http://twitter.com/motorracinginfo" class="aktt_username">motorracinginfo</a> @EJM421 <a href="http://twitter.com/infocyde/statuses/22282408495" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to infocyde</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22285411649" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> The Sovereign does not cross-media-pollinate, so I doubt Mr. Ziggy said any such thing, sir, but thanks for the thought.  `;-) <a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359/statuses/22285344046" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Browncoat359</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22285602915" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dear Santa: America wants a Von Mises Fiscal Responsibility Play Set with an Intact Bill of Rights Accessory Pack &#8212; and a dead pony to eat. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22285807697" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Electric44" class="aktt_username">Electric44</a> I&#039;m sure your old HOT classmate Laura Ingles (real name) would like to wish you a happy birthday, but she&#039;s not speaking to me. <a href="http://twitter.com/Electric44/statuses/22268729699" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Electric44</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22286146029" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> Well, as long as he didn&#039;t ask you to &quot;make&quot; a Taco&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359/statuses/22286006938" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Browncoat359</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22286263010" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You know, &quot;Jaws&quot; was filmed om Martha&#039;s Vineyard, and Left-Bruce/Full-Bruce had an enormous appetite. Heeeeeeeeere Brucey, Brucey, Brucey&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22286475008" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-27</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The next twerson(TM) I follow will be my 1000th. Any suggestions on who that oh-so-lucky he or she should be, my loyal and loving minions? # RT @the_dude840 Saudi couple &#039;hammer 24 nails&#039; into maid&#8230; http://viigo.im/4E0i &#124;&#124; &#34;Tolerance&#34; is such an ugly word&#8230; in reply to the_dude840 # RT @the_dude840 Japan develops &#039;touchable&#039; 3D TV [...]]]></description>
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<li>The next twerson(TM) I follow will be my 1000th. Any suggestions on who that oh-so-lucky he or she should be, my loyal and loving minions? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22194914304" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> Saudi couple &#039;hammer 24 nails&#039; into maid&#8230; <a href="http://viigo.im/4E0i" rel="nofollow">http://viigo.im/4E0i</a> || &quot;Tolerance&quot; is such an ugly word&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/22194882983" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22195088177" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> Japan develops &#039;touchable&#039; 3D TV technology&#8230; <a href="http://viigo.im/4E0o" rel="nofollow">http://viigo.im/4E0o</a> || @<a href="http://twitter.com/DennisDMZ" class="aktt_username">DennisDMZ</a> warned &quot;virtual sex&quot; would destroy us&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/22195064702" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22195435119" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My 1000th follow is either going to be @<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> because she&#039;s smart and hot, or @<a href="http://twitter.com/IlConoscente" class="aktt_username">IlConoscente</a> because their avatar will offend @<a href="http://twitter.com/BillSchulz" class="aktt_username">BillSchulz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/runedart/statuses/22195467827" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22196187244" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> As long as they eventually make a 61&quot; OLED TV for the same price as my current LED DLP, they can make anthrax for all I care. <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/22195808350" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22196639891" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood" class="aktt_username">RobertSwartwood</a> Which desert? If it&#039;s the Sonoran and you don&#039;t mind if I take a pass on the blow, may I join you? <a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood/statuses/22196507920" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RobertSwartwood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22196792785" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Whatever miracles at the polls you&#039;re still expecting, remember McShame won without a sweat, because NOTHING in a party&#039;s base ever changes. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22197145034" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> I&#039;d say something smarmy and lame like &quot;A back rub?&quot; but you&#039;re neither smarmy nor lame, so I think you shall be my 1000th follow. <a href="http://twitter.com/runedart/statuses/22197261594" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22197471913" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> Please feel free to retweet that last offering, my dear #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23841" class="aktt_hashtag">841</a>  as I go forth to hit the magic button to stalk&#8211;I mean, follow thee. <a href="http://twitter.com/runedart/statuses/22197261594" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22197611188" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/IlConoscente" class="aktt_username">IlConoscente</a> Actually, @<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> was my 841st follower, and has just now become my 1000th follow. Yes, I&#039;m an out-of-balance twit pariah&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/IlConoscente/statuses/22197554516" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to IlConoscente</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22197758063" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/IlConoscente" class="aktt_username">IlConoscente</a> Regardless of the lofty praise I afforded @<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> with my follow, you&#039;ve become my 1001st follow. Sing &quot;Hosanna!&quot; and stuff. <a href="http://twitter.com/IlConoscente/statuses/22197554516" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to IlConoscente</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22197966663" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Twladies(TM) and Twentlemen(TM), may I present my 1000th stalking victi-I mean, my 1000th follow, my very own 841st follower&#8230; @<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/runedart/statuses/22197261594" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22198271705" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood" class="aktt_username">RobertSwartwood</a> Yeah, the &quot;monorail&quot; was kind of a tipoff you were nowhere near Otisburg, but &quot;hookers in the desert&quot; sounded so romantic. <a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood/statuses/22197995722" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RobertSwartwood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22198409445" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/andylevy" class="aktt_username">andylevy</a> Unlike FOX, which spells Usama&#039;s name correctly, a Springsteen PR bozo who doesn&#039;t know it&#039;s written &quot;Blu-ray&quot; is in the Taliban. <a href="http://twitter.com/andylevy/statuses/22198772606" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to andylevy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22199343468" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/FredThompson" class="aktt_username">FredThompson</a> &quot;&#8230;at least she created the perfect metaphor for Obamacare.&quot; || So, &quot;stroking one&#039;s pussy before trashing it,&quot; eh? I like it! <a href="http://twitter.com/fredthompson/statuses/22199000262" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to fredthompson</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22199558917" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>This is SOOOOOOOOOOOO ending up on #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Redeye" class="aktt_hashtag">Redeye</a> tonight!  <a href="http://bit.ly/dppfCR" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/dppfCR</a> &#8212; is it not @<a href="http://twitter.com/andylevy" class="aktt_username">andylevy</a> @greggutfeld @<a href="http://twitter.com/BillSchulz" class="aktt_username">BillSchulz</a> ? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22200270840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio" class="aktt_username">SkipTerrio</a> It&#039;s FOX News&#039; 3:00 AM EST panel/interview show where hot female guests have to sit in &quot;the leg chair&quot;&#8230;  <a href="http://bit.ly/d1kdOA" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/d1kdOA</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio/statuses/22200511007" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to SkipTerrio</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22201703737" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JasonMunich" class="aktt_username">JasonMunich</a> Indeed! &#8230;Even though I still think it should have been called &quot;The Fly List&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/JasonMunich/statuses/22200797522" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to JasonMunich</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22201812872" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>O, your brother is dead and your brother is dead and your mother is dead and now you are dead and your sister&#039;s insane&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22202146469" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&#8230;your nephew can&#039;t fly, your son has one leg and your car doesn&#039;t float. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23RememberingTeddy" class="aktt_hashtag">RememberingTeddy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22202152448" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood" class="aktt_username">RobertSwartwood</a> Be sure to hit the M&amp;M store and create a too-expensive-for-words color mix while its proprietors argue in Vietnamese. <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/RobertSwartwood/statuses/22202178254" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RobertSwartwood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22202434884" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/OttoDeb" class="aktt_username">OttoDeb</a> RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/santa__claus" class="aktt_username">santa__claus</a>: 120 nights to go until Christmas Eve. Ho Ho Ho || Crap. We won&#039;t have a viable country left by then. <a href="http://twitter.com/OttoDeb/statuses/22202297990" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to OttoDeb</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22202649666" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dear Santa: I want the Von Mises Fiscal Responsibility Play Set with the Intact Bill of Rights Accessory Pack &#8212; and a dead pony to eat. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22203144574" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 1: @<a href="http://twitter.com/I_AM_maxHELL" class="aktt_username">I_AM_maxHELL</a> @gingerds9 <a href="http://twitter.com/I_AM_maxHELL/statuses/21679386980" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to I_AM_maxHELL</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255503073" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 2: @<a href="http://twitter.com/genjunky" class="aktt_username">genjunky</a> @ThinkWay <a href="http://twitter.com/genjunky/statuses/21681606440" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to genjunky</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255549574" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 3: @<a href="http://twitter.com/Sami_Shamieh" class="aktt_username">Sami_Shamieh</a> @jdb2009 <a href="http://twitter.com/Sami_Shamieh/statuses/21686354691" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Sami_Shamieh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255590596" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 4: @<a href="http://twitter.com/inhuggermugger" class="aktt_username">inhuggermugger</a> @psa563 <a href="http://twitter.com/inhuggermugger/statuses/21689215587" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to inhuggermugger</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255645777" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 5: @<a href="http://twitter.com/10thAmendment" class="aktt_username">10thAmendment</a> @cinderkeys <a href="http://twitter.com/10thAmendment/statuses/21690027582" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to 10thAmendment</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255696271" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 6: @<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> @Browncoat359 <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/21849689452" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255732875" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 7: @<a href="http://twitter.com/libertyideals" class="aktt_username">libertyideals</a> @___DB___ <a href="http://twitter.com/libertyideals/statuses/21730760874" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to libertyideals</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255774095" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 8: @<a href="http://twitter.com/Browncoat359" class="aktt_username">Browncoat359</a> @Larry_Kelly <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255844880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyDiscoveredIAmNotIrvingTheOlderBrotherOfJustinBieberFriday</a> 9: @<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> @Daggy1 <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/21844598698" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22255873195" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 1: @<a href="http://twitter.com/mrs_the_monarch" class="aktt_username">mrs_the_monarch</a> @RobertSwartwood <a href="http://twitter.com/mrs_the_monarch/statuses/21715770326" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to mrs_the_monarch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256020802" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 2: @<a href="http://twitter.com/runedart" class="aktt_username">runedart</a> @IlConoscente @<a href="http://twitter.com/SkipTerrio" class="aktt_username">SkipTerrio</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/runedart/statuses/22197261594" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to runedart</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256051112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 3: @<a href="http://twitter.com/JasonMunich" class="aktt_username">JasonMunich</a> @OttoDeb @<a href="http://twitter.com/davidcarlson1" class="aktt_username">davidcarlson1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/JasonMunich/statuses/22200797522" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to JasonMunich</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256092349" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 4: @<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> @GaltsGirl @<a href="http://twitter.com/Jayne_Statue" class="aktt_username">Jayne_Statue</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas/statuses/21854061982" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Ledalasvegas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256160689" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 5: @<a href="http://twitter.com/CO2HOG" class="aktt_username">CO2HOG</a> @ME_Leclerc1776 @<a href="http://twitter.com/QueenRobina" class="aktt_username">QueenRobina</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/CO2HOG/statuses/22255826320" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to CO2HOG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256205148" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 6: @<a href="http://twitter.com/Q_Element" class="aktt_username">Q_Element</a> @Cyberrat1776 @<a href="http://twitter.com/exposelibtards" class="aktt_username">exposelibtards</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Q_Element/statuses/22255525296" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Q_Element</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256266732" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 7: @<a href="http://twitter.com/PL10" class="aktt_username">PL10</a> @diesel_lady @<a href="http://twitter.com/ihatethemedia" class="aktt_username">ihatethemedia</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/PL10/statuses/22255225373" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to PL10</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256328304" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 8: @<a href="http://twitter.com/newsrealblog" class="aktt_username">newsrealblog</a> @slkbrooke @<a href="http://twitter.com/unitedliberty" class="aktt_username">unitedliberty</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/newsrealblog/statuses/22256330366" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to newsrealblog</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256390188" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday" class="aktt_hashtag">FollowTheseNobleTweepsWhoStillFollowMeEvenThoughTheyAreGettingSickOfThisThreadJustLikeYouFriday</a> 9: @<a href="http://twitter.com/free_US_Citizen" class="aktt_username">free_US_Citizen</a> @4Liberty4ever @<a href="http://twitter.com/purist1" class="aktt_username">purist1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/free_US_Citizen/statuses/22254893966" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to free_US_Citizen</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256534628" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Too Much Lightening = Fleeing This Computer   &#8230;   Aloha, y&#039;all!   `8-o <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22256649803" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-26</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prominent radio personality pal wrote me in and spoiled his ballot yesterday, not knowing doing so was a no-no. Flattering, yes, but lame. # @sybianmaker Okay, fine. This is gonna seem a little aggressive at first, but it&#039;s only two fingers in an up and down &#34;impact&#34; repetition&#8230; in reply to sybianmaker # @TedNugent [...]]]></description>
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<li>A prominent radio personality pal wrote me in and spoiled his ballot yesterday, not knowing doing so was a no-no. Flattering, yes, but lame. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22107684619" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/sybianmaker" class="aktt_username">sybianmaker</a> Okay, fine. This is gonna seem a little aggressive at first, but it&#039;s only two fingers in an up and down &quot;impact&quot; repetition&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/sybianmaker/statuses/22107213760" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to sybianmaker</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22108061816" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TedNugent" class="aktt_username">TedNugent</a> And may He bless you, good sir, for your tireless efforts on this wounded and struggling nation&#039;s behalf. You&#039;re our hero, too. <a href="http://twitter.com/TedNugent/statuses/22106832705" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to TedNugent</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22108251749" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>This sucks&#8230; My ears are still ringing from being right next to the lightening strike that took out the Benedictine&#039;s big tree yesterday. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22108467375" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I s&#039;pose I&#039;m gonna have to get these to carry around with me when people ask about my &quot;21 &gt; 24&quot; tee shirt:  <a href="http://bit.ly/aw7Ne4" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/aw7Ne4</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22108695368" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Cool. And to think my birthday&#039;s coming up in September, too&#8230;  <a href="http://bit.ly/at3To6" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/at3To6</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22108922680" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/freedom_lives" class="aktt_username">freedom_lives</a> Yes. <a href="http://twitter.com/freedom_lives/statuses/22125271499" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to freedom_lives</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22125438519" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Whatever miracles at the polls you&#039;re still expecting, remember McShame won without a sweat, because NOTHING in a party&#039;s base ever changes. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22163812039" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-25</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@ISS_Browncoat So, you wrote in Fowlkes and&#8230; What else? in reply to ISS_Browncoat # &#34;I&#039;m telling you, there is but one Form of Stig, which is eternal and unchanging, but innumerable individual instantiations.&#34; &#8212; Novaload # Note to Self: When wearing your &#34;21 &#62; 24&#34; Monarch logo tee and you&#039;re asked if it&#039;s the name [...]]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> So, you wrote in Fowlkes and&#8230; What else? <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/22010484811" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22019453439" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;I&#039;m telling you, there is but one Form of Stig, which is eternal and unchanging, but innumerable individual instantiations.&quot; &#8212; Novaload <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22021106098" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Note to Self: When wearing your &quot;21 &gt; 24&quot; Monarch logo tee and you&#039;re asked if it&#039;s the name of a band, just say yes &#8212; so you can get laid. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/22021476809" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-24</title>
		<link>http://philintheblank.com/?p=1028</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I worked out the deceleration numbers from &#34;Forbidden Planet&#34; and discovered they&#039;re still traveling at 281 Million miles per hour. Wowsers! # test # ing # @Scott_Wood Anyone found a way to extract individual DISH files off a HD once connected to a 722 DVR, or transfer said files to another HD? in reply to [...]]]></description>
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<li>I worked out the deceleration numbers from &quot;Forbidden Planet&quot; and discovered they&#039;re still traveling at 281 Million miles per hour. Wowsers! <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21943966151" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>test <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21944286846" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>ing <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21944417308" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood" class="aktt_username">Scott_Wood</a> Anyone found a way to extract individual DISH files off a HD once connected to a 722 DVR, or transfer said files to another HD? <a href="http://twitter.com/Scott_Wood/statuses/21942668492" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Scott_Wood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21944673290" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RightWingTalk" class="aktt_username">RightWingTalk</a> Stallone? Right wing? He owns over sixty Title 2 weapons but wants the Fed to go door-to-door collecting Americans&#039; firearms. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21945008774" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>The_Monarch&#8217;s Tweets for 2010-08-23</title>
		<link>http://philintheblank.com/?p=1027</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@psa563 To think people thought Horse Yap was the victim in &#34;Sleeping With The Enemy&#34; rather than the unkempt troll destroying his order&#8230; in reply to psa563 # @ISS_Browncoat Just e-mail her address and I&#039;ll deliver the sheer and sexy bribe/ultimatum. This is why we still need paddling in schools&#8230; in reply to ISS_Browncoat # [...]]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> To think people thought Horse Yap was the victim in &quot;Sleeping With The Enemy&quot; rather than the unkempt troll destroying his order&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/21846401036" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to psa563</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21847392240" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> Just e-mail her address and I&#039;ll deliver the sheer and sexy bribe/ultimatum. This is why we still need paddling in schools&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/21844598698" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21847847043" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> No, the funniest thing you&#039;ll have heard all day is when you track down Jim Norton&#039;s review of &quot;Eat Drink Puke&quot; on a recent #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Redeye" class="aktt_hashtag">Redeye</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/21847485466" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to psa563</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21848015749" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Daggy1" class="aktt_username">Daggy1</a> That $44K figure is per American, whereas the &quot;Per Taxpayer&quot; figure hit $355K in March of this year. It&#039;ll be $1 Mil+ by April 2011. <a href="http://twitter.com/Daggy1/statuses/21847929565" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Daggy1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21848306180" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/psa563" class="aktt_username">psa563</a> For you, my lovely and non-home-order-destroying beauty:  <a href="http://bit.ly/bkSmuW" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/bkSmuW</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/psa563/statuses/21848130519" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to psa563</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21848491353" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Had a terrific time showing &quot;Bottle Shock&quot; (one of my faves starring Captain Kirk) to @<a href="http://twitter.com/cinderkeys" class="aktt_username">cinderkeys</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat" class="aktt_username">ISS_Browncoat</a> last night. Thank yous! <a href="http://twitter.com/ISS_Browncoat/statuses/21672611226" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to ISS_Browncoat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21848889087" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> Did you &#8212; and all your attending body parts &#8212; survive the evening&#039;s &quot;unique&quot; festivities and protocols, gorgeous creature? <a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas/statuses/21848694965" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Ledalasvegas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21848983637" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> At this point, I don&#039;t see why the guys don&#039;t simply hook back up with Ian Gillan. <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/21849025926" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21849236984" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The painting of &quot;Dorian_The_Monarch&quot; I have hanging in my attic is telling me to kill myself before I attempt to finish off the salmon dip. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21849387527" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840" class="aktt_username">the_dude840</a> Be he truckin&#039; in space or warning of the horrors of the oily patch at the Canal Turn, Gillan was the Godvoice of God&#039;s Voices. <a href="http://twitter.com/the_dude840/statuses/21849689452" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to the_dude840</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21865637590" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> My condolences to the seamstresses who must now mourn the loss of your &#8212; mentionables.   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas/statuses/21854061982" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Ledalasvegas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21865751375" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>There isn&#039;t a Rescue Dog on this planet that could dig the respective heads out of Juan Williams&#039;, Nancy Skinner&#039;s or Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s asses. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21865895564" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Four more tweeple(TM) to follow before I hit the magic number 1000. Shall I hold a contest to see who those lucky three before THEE will be? <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21866906961" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Thirteen hours and I&#039;ve only learned one thing&#8230; You can&#039;t jack off a dead butterfly.&quot; &#8212; from &quot;Childrens Hospital&quot; on [adult swim] <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21880007355" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thinkin&#039; about buying the latest app for your Magic 8 Ball? Don&#039;t. Once it&#039;s installed, you can never again clean the inside of the window. <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21880537566" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Blank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be it known that @Ledalasvegas sacrifice shall not go unnoticed at the Erotic Heritage Museum &#60; http://bit.ly/9pL6IB &#62; this evening. # Word is, @Ledalasvegas again broke the Internet when it was reported she received a loving surrogate swat at the Erotic Heritage Museum. ;-} #]]></description>
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<li>Be it known that @<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> sacrifice shall not go unnoticed at the Erotic Heritage Museum &lt; <a href="http://bit.ly/9pL6IB" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9pL6IB</a> &gt; this evening.   <img src='http://philintheblank.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21787478260" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Word is, @<a href="http://twitter.com/Ledalasvegas" class="aktt_username">Ledalasvegas</a> again broke the Internet when it was reported she received a loving surrogate swat at the Erotic Heritage Museum. ;-} <a href="http://twitter.com/The_Monarch/statuses/21820046897" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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