Phil In The Blank

There’s an old Chinese proverb stating: “Genius does what it must. Talent does what it can.” Not being particularly old or Chinese – not to mention his lack of genius or talent – Phil’s had to settle for a personal philosophy dictated by the not-so-old American proverb: “Celebrity does whatever it can get away with.”

The_Monarch’s Tweets for 2010-03-02

March 2nd, 2010 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

@kylben Bless you for saying so, but my rude non-RSVPing means I've been terribly preoccupied with my dad and my health. I'm all used up. in reply to kylben #
Over 44 hours without sleep and yet I'm still a handsome enough man to be propositioned by the neighbor's garden gnomes as I walked by. #
Remember, Twids(TM), it's #Make'EmFeelAtHomeMonday, so I suggest you stalk: @ISS_Browncoat @cat_1012000 @Raging_Red @mrs_the_monarch @kylben in reply to ISS_Browncoat #
I wish the pundits would quit saying "nuclear option" because it leaves me giddy with hope during the smattering of picoseconds that follow. #
@kylben Thanks, and my apologies for again missing your get-together. As for new "her" being "afraid" — were you showing off my nude shots? in reply to kylben #
I've gotten so punchy over the last few hours, I sit here convinced the primary buffer panel just fell off my soul. #

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Coma time immanent... Pills FINALLY taking effect, but first must hug @thekelliejane @RealBlackWidow @psa563 @drmrsthmonarch @ME_Leclerc1776 in reply to thekelliejane 6 days ago

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This site is intended for a mature (not merely an 18+) audience. This means an audience intelligent enough to understand that, even though hate can be a powerful motivator, one doesn't have to run right out and do whatever this lampoonery may promote to get one’s name in the paper. Phil’s already way ahead of you in that department, anyway.