If you get it, you get it.
If you don’t, you won’t.
Writers, authors and the non-feeble minded, please use the above link to change your lives BEFORE August 31, 2009.
As the folks at Hint Fiction put it:
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I mean, whadda ya got to lose – except your anonymity?
…our President, the lower case messiah who hath restored the Weimar Republic of Germany in the 1930s to all its fascist glory here in 21st Century America by adopting every single economic policy of National Socialist Adolf Hitler, hath ordered his loyal minions, blind drunk supporters and fascism-loving half-wits to forward communications such as this directly to the White House.
My name is Phil.
I believe the ongoing nationalization of private industry under the government manufactured pretense of “crisis” has been tried and proven to be an unworkable exercise in totalitarian extremism that destroys not only viable capitalist economies, but basic human liberty. Between 1941 and 1945, the scourge of fascism was considered the mortal enemy of Freedom by the Democratic Constitutional Republic of the United States of America. Between 2007 and 2009, fascism again found itself enthusiastically embraced as an economic panacea by the voters of the same country that once fought so hard to defeat it. In 2008, they had finally found their chosen messiah to lead them away from what they must perceive as the “horrors” of individual responsibility and personal decision making.
Today, these same people are being asked to expose anyone opposing the shredding of reason, accountability and the Constitution of the United States by forwarding any contrary — or “fishy” — electronic communications directly to the office of their Chief Executive.
Again, my name is Phil. I live in Tucson, Arizona.
I respectfully disagree with the unconstitutional and self-destructive path being taken by this administration.
Please don’t forget to include the e-tarter sauce when you forward this contrary position to the White House.
Thank you for your time and kind attention.
“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress
discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.”
– Alex de Touqueville, Last thinking Frenchman in History
“Thank you, but I’d rather die behind the chemical sheds.”