Category Archives: PolitiPhil

When FOX News Asked About President Teleprompter’s Latest Performance…

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…THIS is how I responded:

Seriously, does it really matter how any of us thinks Obama did last night?

This administration and congress are perfectly content with their vision of an America that should cheerily embrace National Socialism, and I don’t recall too many focus groups or exit polls having the slightest impact on the German Chancellery in the 1930s.

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Careful what you wish for, kiddies.  Asking questions of people on live television is a risky proposition if you’re not prepared for an unflinchingly honest answer.

Post to the Neighbor Nazi Listserve

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Here’s an interesting e-mail I received from a friend (not actually located in this neighborhood, but up in Team 2 territory on the northwest side) who had a very typical “Can I come in and use your phone to call my girlfriend?” house-casing experience with a complete stranger earlier today.  I don’t mean to sound like I’m not surprised by the lack of interest on TPD’s part, but, considering we’ve been told over and over again to report such incidents to the police (Remember the whole “Snaggletooth” ordeal?), it does make a fella wonder if this 911 call would have been taken slightly more seriously by the City had the caller not been a single mom worried about her and her daughter’s safety, but rather an outside contractor making a juicy kickback on a faux citation being issued to prop up a lazy and incompetent city government’s revenue stream.

Yeah, yeah, yeah… I can hear the gasps and “tisk-tisking” at the mere suggestion of there being something wrong in paradise, but, quite frankly, I really don’t care how “offensive” anyone finds my wide-eyed curiosity about such goings on.  It’s funny how my sarcasm never seems to bother real cops, but then, they’re not who people keep voting for — are they?

Regardless, the aforementioned e-mail follows this, my latest attempt at what’s sure to be deemed as “hate speech” by the hand-wringing politically correct.

Who IS John Galt?
Phil
Soon to be former board member, MNA

PS: I confirmed I’ll be available next Sunday to witness the treasurer report if we can wrap it up no later than 5:30 PM, or thereabouts.

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Phil,

Well chum, “no incident has occurred,” said the nice female voice on the other end of the phone when I attempted to call 911 with and “Incident Report”. We (911 lady and I) were disconnected and I had to call her back. The same woman answered, thank goodness, or someone might have thought something horrid had happened when the phone went dead.  I believe she hung up on me on accident. She answered straight away when I called back to say that everything was OK.

Anyway, they do not do “Incident Reports,” unless the man is still around and bothering me or at least within my sight. I told her that I would rather not open the door to see if the man was still outside of my door and in my sight at this point.

This system does not seem to work.


Thanks for listening and for the wannabe helpful advice,

D

Shrugging Atlas

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For what it’s worth, I’ve heard/read/seen the title of Ayn’s masterwork more times over just the past three weeks than I have during the course of my entire life.

I know it doesn’t mean anything, and I certainly realize it can’t change anything at this point, but it’s interesting to see the death bed conversions of so many dyed-in-the-wool “conservatives” who’ve come to realize Republicans weren’t then, and aren’t now, the answer to any substantive socioeconomic problem aside from worrying about mothers of fourteen or a bare tit on television.

Ron Paul absolutely needs to bail from the party NOW. Americans are too stupid and ill-educated to do anything besides vote for either an R or a D, anyway, so why go down with a ship that “your” party had scuttled so long ago it’s already rusted out from the inside?

This country cannot be saved.  This country should not be saved.

It was a nice experiment, but we’re finished.  We’ve stayed too long propping up way too many drunk girlfriends (i.e.: the nesting creatures demanding forced altruism, who’ve controlled every election since given the vote) to have NOT worn out our welcome on Freedom’s stage.

I’m just hoping to make this bloated boat’s finial moments above water just as miserable — and perhaps, as bloody — for as many mortal enemies and morons by choice as humanly possible.

I do not, however, consider such demeaning and/or violent actions revenge.

I look at it as just picking up the check for the entire table, because I’m so embarrassed by the disgusting mess we’ve left atop so many brave Americans’ honored corpses.