There is an old Chinese proverb that states: “Genius does what it must. Talent does what it can.”  Not being particularly old or Chinese – not to mention his distinct lack of genius or talent – Phil’s had to settle for a personal philosophy dictated by the not-so-old American proverb: “Celebrity does whatever it can get away with.”  The disturbing contents of this site have been culled from the (now) “e-commerce only” GoPostal.com website for which Phil used to write. Worthy visitor contributions appear under the “Mailed in Blanks” header, but be apprised: This site is intended for a mature (not merely an 18+) audience. *