Today marks the first day of the most unprecedented time in American history.
Today begins as the first day of eight — yes, eight, not four — years’ worth of the American media never once reporting there’s anything wrong with anything.
Everything is peachy. Everything is golden.
Because the media’s messiah can never be questioned, judged or otherwise scrutinized for ANY reason whatsoever.
We’re about to see the nation’s biggest closeout sale on what was once called “journalistic integrity” in its entire history.
Hooray! It’s finally OVER!
Hooray! WE’RE finally over!