You Suck
~ or ~
(No, I Sic)
by Anonymous
(aka: From some hapless AOLer who refused to leave their name – for obvious
reasons – and who, poor thing, was born without the ability to use a comma.*)
*Note: Whenever I receive a “worthy” e-mail, I edit it in Word
and basically leave everything (aside from obvious spelling and punctuation
errors) intact, but this offering was too priceless to do anything to it aside
from breaking it down into manageable paragraphs, as I received this as two
gigantic blocks of text. – The Blank
I don’t know who the fuck you think you are if your [sic] anybody
at all but you fucking make me and everyone else here [?] sick you fucking
loser. There is no doubt in my mind that your [sic] a fucking lunatic
and should be locked up away from your beloved guns and cars and for gods
[sic] sake women before you end up on the news for killing somebody!
I see shit like this on the net [sic] all the time so your [sic]
not breaking any new ground here so why don’t you shut the fuck up and do
something productive with your life besides telling people how much you hate
the way they think and act AND DRIVE!?
If we knew who and where you were [sic] my friends and I know a lot
of people who’d come and kick your pathetic ass and put your picture on the
net [sic] so everyone could see what a pathetic dicless [sic] wonder you really
are! And I’m not just saying that I really mean it! I bet your
[sic] some middleaged [sic] guy who hasn’t ever had a real piece of ass but
likes to talk a good game in case he ever does. Like THAT’S going to
happen!
I also thing [sic] your [sic] a warloving [sic] freak for writing
that thing about nuking the arabs [sic] just because they attacked us when
all we do is fuck with those people just to get their oil so you can drive
whatever piece of shit you drive. A little tolerance wouldn’t kill you
you sick fuck and you’d probably live a lot longer to [sic].
I also know people who won [own?] guns to [sic] and its [sic] a shame
that there [sic] people like you out there who give good people like my friends
and my friends [sic] parents a bad name and make the government want to make
it harder for them to buy guns. I hear that shit from a lot of my friends
so its [sic] not like your [sic] telling anybody anything we don’t already
know.
Your [sic] not doing yourself any favors hating so much so why don’t
you stuff a sock in it and get some sun or something before you dis [?] another
person place or thing. And its [sic] not like I’m [not?] sure you don’t
hear the words YOU SUCK in your sleep from all the people who must tell it
to you 20 times a day but I thought I should tell you again before you forget
and start thinking anyone is listening to your fucked up [sic?] bullshit:
YOU SUCK AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR BLOWS COW [sic]!!!
Seriously man, [Look! A comma! – The Blank] you should go
to see a psychiatrist and get some professional help before its [sic] to
[sic] late.
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