Anyone else find it morbidly ironic that the U.S. Senate’s senior member and former KKK Grand Dragon, Robert Byrd (D-WV), waited until a black man was in the White House before he finally resigned his chairmanship — even though he couldn’t finish a single sentence in under an hour over the past decade?

“I understand that Michelle is helping design the uniforms.
So far, the only sure thing will be the brown shirts.”
- Daniel Switzer on Obama wanting to spend more
money on a “Civilian National Security Force” than on the military