Phil In The Blank

There's an old Chinese proverb stating: “Genius does what it must. Talent does what it can.” Not being particularly old or Chinese – not to mention his lack of genius or talent – Phil’s had to settle for a personal philosophy dictated by the not-so-old American proverb: “Celebrity does whatever it can get away with.”

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Where’s Waldo?

Buick – The Car That Made America Late (c.2001)

“I write of the great eternal truths that bind together all mankind the whole world over: we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.”
— The Marquis de Sade (1740 - 1814)

“No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.”
— Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

This site is intended for a mature (not merely an 18+) audience. This means an audience intelligent enough to understand that, even though hate can be a powerful motivator, one doesn't have to run right out and do whatever this lampoonery may promote to get one’s name in the paper. Phil’s already way ahead of you in that department, anyway.